Top Ten Ways to Score a Job in the Bush Administration!

10. Have as little experience as possible for the job...

9. Be a gay male prostitute (see James Guckert)

8. Judge horses for the Arabian horse association.

7. Testify in front of religious figures your moment of personal enlightenment.

6. Be under investigation for endangering the life of a true patriot as well as the security of this nation.
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Be creative. I charge y'all to think of more.

Proliferation of the GOOD genes

Congratulations are in order for my favorite journalist in the whole world (aside from some bloggers, who technically do a hell of a job. no, contrary to popular belief, NOT the entire WaPost writing team): Jon Stewart.

Yes, and I read the MSN Entertainment News...

NEW YORK -- Jon Stewart will be a father again — this time to a daughter.

Stewart's wife, Tracey, is pregnant with the couple's second child, Tony Fox, a spokesman for Comedy Central, confirmed Wednesday. The baby, known to be a girl, is due in February.

"I don't know that much about women," Stewart, host of the "Daily Show," said of his concerns during a recent appearance on CBS' "The Late Show With David Letterman."

"A girl, she's going to want me to have tea with her and her panda. Like, what am I going to do with that?" the 42-year-old comedian joked.

The couple's first child, Nathan Thomas, was born in July 2004. They have been married since 2000.

Darn. If Tina Fey had had a baby BOY... and Tina's son and Jon's daughter procreated...

Teagle, I'm grinning like a Chesire cat.