Sunday, September 17, 2006

hippies

Hippies. The über-liberal treehuggers that hate war, loathe the republican party, smoke weed, experiment with various other drugs, refuse to eat meat, and totally act like morons. Wikipedia defines hippies a bit more nicely: "Hippie, occasionally spelled hippy, is a term commonly used to refer to some of the disaffected youth of the 1960s and early 1970s. Hippies were part of a countercultural movement that initially surfaced on United States college campuses, then moved beyond academic settings to most major cities in the United States, Canada, Great Britain, Western Europe, Australia and New Zealand. To a lesser extent hippie influence was felt worldwide, particularly in Eastern Europe, Mexico and Japan." What a mouthful. Hippies are all talk these days. When you spurn all of the commercialism and buy organic, or meat alternatives, you accomplish nothing except putting cash into the pockets of other people who capitalize on your idiotic nature. I hate hippies, by the way. I just think that if a group says that everyone would just live in peace and harmony if we just talked and gave up our materialistic nature, they have a scew loose, or seven.
While we're talking about crazy überliberals, how about those extremely political bands that basically bash bush the whole time? Many, if not a majority of them, never went to college, or finished high school. Why the hell should we listen to them? They preach impossible messages. They often preach anarchism as opposed to our democracy, and lets face it, Bush won. Twice. Someone wanted him for president, so stop bitching about previous elections, stop focusing on how people are dying and they should all just leave and stop fighting. That means you George Clooney. Now that we're there, we need to finish what we started, or it'll only get worse. All you hollywood actors and antiflag (the band), you're hippies. Screw you guys, hippies suck.
So, lets all join and spend the remaining years of Bush's reign destroying the menace of hippies. Eat meat, buy nonorganic food. You can still recycle though...that's actually a decent idea. Drive your tahoes, hummers, trucks, rvs, or whatever you drive to the store thirty feet from your house. You can do it! I'll do it too! Oh, and eat beef, its real food.Support the troops, vote republican, whatever. You know what to do.

But yeah, hippies suck.