Top Ten Ways to Score a Job in the Bush Administration!

10. Have as little experience as possible for the job...

9. Be a gay male prostitute (see James Guckert)

8. Judge horses for the Arabian horse association.

7. Testify in front of religious figures your moment of personal enlightenment.

6. Be under investigation for endangering the life of a true patriot as well as the security of this nation.
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Be creative. I charge y'all to think of more.