Can't Get You Out Of My Head

So, while Jason was off writing about the detailed political implications of Spitzer...the only thing on my mind was, as usual, a girl. In this case, a particularly attractive and amazing girl...expensive one at that. For those of you who hasn't guessed it, yes, it's "Kristen." She's a "petite, very pretty brunette, 5 feet 5 inches, and 105 pounds," and ladies and gentlemen...I haven't been able to get her off my mind since this whole thing started...

I mean, for heaven's sake, what kind of a woman is so unattainable that she makes a governor pay?

So, after a few bits of investigative journalism *cough*myspace-stalking*cough* of my own, I've discovered a bit about her.

First of all...let me just preface everything with: "I'd hit that. [but I'm not paying.]"

From her MySpace, Ashley Alexandra Dupré, born Ashley Youmans, is an aspiring singer, who's "all about the music". Of course, this is assuming any of it is true. There are absolutely no comments on her blog or her MySpace that predate March 12, 2008, when her identity broke. But supposing this is really her (the major media outlets certainly believe so), then she is fine, and obviously intelligent, being in such a demanding, high-energy line of work. Wise beyond her years, she sagely notes in her blog, "*Will that person be an asset to your life...(will that person have value): doesn’t have to be financial, i am talking respect, courage, and umm RESPECT. "

By value, she means 3k an hour; by respect, she means, enough respect to shell that out.

Damn. No wonder. It's clearly because I don't have enough value and I don't respect women enough.

Oh. And none of it is Spitzer's fault, of course. I mean, she was irresistible, and obviously his wife wasn't satisfying his desires. I have scientific evidence from a Ph.D from Columbia University!