Fuck Christmas!
But you boys at FOX still freak out every year about how everyone's out to get your special trees. This is really the most important thing you have to talk about? Whether Target says Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas? Here’s a brainstorm: there’s a fucking war on. Our soldiers are out there dying while you guys do your 14th live feed of the day from WalMart to show us what good little consumers we are. What Would Jesus Do? He’d jump over that newsdesk and kick your ass for that shit. Are you sure you want to hang your journalism credentials on a story about what some guy calls a tree?
Well we’ve fucking had it. You want to play bullshit games and scream about how God’s fucking judgment is gonna come raining down on us if we don't start watching our vocabulary? Go right the fuck ahead. But let me clue you in on something: fire and brimstone ain’t no deterrent for us. We’re not going to hell, assholes, we’re fucking in hell. We live with you.
posted by FISHYBADGER at 12:55 AM
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"Joy to the world--the pollsters have come. A survey of holiday surveys: 31% of Americans say they find the greeting "Happy Holidays!" to be offensive (FedSmith.com)." -Newsweek
And on that note, happy holidays everyone.
I wonder how Ken Mehlman lives with himself. How can one be a Republican Jew and witness the "war on Christmas" occur?
Hey, this is a great idea!!! Tell everyone in the south that a Jew is the chair of the RNC!!!! Let those good ol' boy anti-Semitic nutballs freak out!
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