medi-o-core

Ok. I get it. 24 Hours of news, you run out of things to say. You know pertinent things like whether Bushypoo is gonna blow up the world any time soon. Nope, Michael Jackson getting away with something Catholic priests have gotten away with for roughly 1,900 years. You must put in effort to reach things that we should care about. Business, economics, politics, world events. You must actually SCROLL DOWN to get to them. WHY?

But mixed with the things of moderate importance is a gem that we all needed to know. PARIS HILTON IS RETIRING! Now the news can return to its former glory! And for all you people who thought there was no hope for CNN, well I tell you now that there is hope. Yes CNN can become the world's first 24 hour TABLOID NETWORK! The crap on their site reminds me of the Weekly World News, which featured a story on Saddam and Osama's marriage, and their camel. After all, CNN.com tells me that King Tut returns to dazzle!...Last I checked, he was a dessicated mummy...not too dazzling.

But its all ok, the Senate is apologizing for lynchings:

"WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Senate seldom says it's sorry, although it is now ready
to officially express its remorse over the failure to outlaw lynching in the United States.

A resolution that the chamber was likely to take up Monday voices regret for the Senate's unwillingness for years to pass a law stopping a crime that cost the lives of over 4,700 people, mostly blacks, between 1882 and 1968."

Wow. 4700. Now, lets think...how many has Iraq cost? How many more?

And who's next? Who has WMD's? Who has too much oil? Who's still communist? Who will be added to the axis of evil? Perhaps math will become part of this elite group, who knows....I'm sure Bushypoo thinks its actually a thing he can fight, like terrorism.

ps...How the hell do you fight a concept?

peace out
-Dirty Teags

Edit by the less Bugs Bunny-resembling (much to her mother's disappointment) christie:

- Link fixed. I think.
- Linked the Associated Press article.