Bush Sad He Missed Out on Coverup Opportunity

It's a pretty familiar story, I think, yet another one is being accused of wrongdoing. But this time, he was stupid enough not to inform the president so he could cover it up.

"When I heard the story last night, I was shocked, and my first reaction was one of disappointment, deep disappointment - if it's true - that we were not fully informed," Mr Bush said on Saturday.

I love this, he's not sorry it happenned, he's sorry he wasn't in on the fun. We're sorry Mr. Bush, you'll have to find somebody else to cover up for. Maybe distancing himself is a new direction for him...first Cheney, now this. Scandals that the man doesn't know about? Wow. That's a new one.