Christie's Addiction To...

Sorry...not politics related...but political-junkie related :]

Before we discover any side-effects to Christie's craze for this brown...poopoo colored drink, let us take a biggggg breather before she freaks out when she goes a day without coffee after learning about these SIDE EFFECTS!

From Twilights BridgeImages of the Mind the author quotes:

"Coffee simply stimulates the central nervous system, increases he stress hormones in the blood streams, thus making a person feel unnaturally alert. Consequently induced alert state tends to subdue your body's natural instincts and prevent it from relaxing. This causes undue stress and leads to various kinds of disorders."

Daily caffeine intake induces a 24 hour cyclic disturbance in your body. While the morning cup of coffee or tea perks up your mood most people can't stop at that. Almost every office goer develops a craving for the next cup and subsequently, a heavy fatigue sets in by late afternoon. Even if endless cups revives you at this time of the day, a total collapse is inevitable by evening.

Please Christie, stop using artificial perker-uppers. I think it contributes to your shortcomings and...belligerent feelings :]

_ANdrew