Tabloid mania

I was at the checkout line at Safeway when I saw some interesting tabloid headlines.
On the National Enquirer, they said that some lady (Lisa lynne?) had died on the operating table, but her doctor miraculously revived her back to life.

On the GLOBE, they said

Laura (Bush) walks out on George W. when he cheats with Condi.

Wow.
That dubya, that sly dog